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I’m sick. I haven’t been sick like this in years. I have a fever, painful steel wool throat, drips, drainage, faints, and aches. Edit: Okay, I totally over exaggerated. I had a cold, it lasted like two days, and I’m already getting better. Since I am certain that death is coming for me this week, David has been instructed to take my ashes and create a diamond from my remains.
The little sleep I got last night, was filled with dreams of the company that creates the human-diamonds, they were alien’s from another planet banking on the silly materialistic humans, something about extra cleaning services you could buy, and all these meaningless additions to purchase that added to their scam.
My mom and me at a dinner party over the weekend.
The cutest boyfriend trait: watching awful reality shows with me, like The Real Housewives, and acting genuinely interested at the comments I make about the characters.
Filed under: materialism, photos, relationship, venting
14 Responses to “instructions upon my death”
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AJ Says:
Holiday sweater party? lol.
Lucky we have Christmas in summer - so NO JUMPERS for us!
December 18th, 2007 at 11:17 pm -
distracted spunk Says:
You make me giggle like a four year old. A diamond. Ha! You and your mommy are pretty though. *nods*
December 18th, 2007 at 11:30 pm -
Andrea S Says:
I love the Real Housewives of Orange County! Did you catch it last night…? :)
December 19th, 2007 at 8:51 am -
Andrea Says:
Aww. Hope you feel better. i have your sickness too. Not as badly (thank God) but damn close. We can be sick BIF (best internet friends) togehter, in 2 diffenent cities in the same state :) *hugs!
December 19th, 2007 at 8:54 am -
MacB Says:
Man, those sweaters are looking good! :)
December 19th, 2007 at 8:55 am -
michelle and the city Says:
i love tacky holiday sweater parties! so fun!
December 19th, 2007 at 9:39 am -
nicoleantoinette Says:
You are your mom are gorgeous, and The Real Housewives of Orange County? rocks. It’s my total guilty pleasure.
I’m sorry you’re sick (me toooo), feel better hun!
December 19th, 2007 at 2:43 pm -
Adam Osgood Says:
Hahaha. I love that you know about the strangest things. Meanwhile, I don’t know that David’s next girlfriend will feel comfortable with a pure-carbon version of you wrapped around his finger at all times.
December 19th, 2007 at 3:17 pm -
Ashley Says:
How cute are you and your mom?!
And how creepy are those diamonds. I heard about that a while back, I’m sorry but i don’t want to be wearing a dead person on my finger/neck/wrist any time soon. Creeps me out!!
Feel better!
December 19th, 2007 at 3:30 pm -
Tina Says:
Adam, what the hell do you mean “next girlfriend”?!? There will be no other, I will make sure of that. Even in death there are ways… MUAHAHAHAHA
December 19th, 2007 at 4:27 pm -
Princess Extraordianire Says:
I am a real housewife in OC and I promise we are not all that vapid..lol..love your pics - you are beautiful and so is your Mom!
December 19th, 2007 at 5:49 pm -
Princess Pointful Says:
You and your mom looks so much alike!!
December 19th, 2007 at 11:28 pm
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Virginia Says:
The human-diamonds thing totally weirds me out. Not only is there, like, a dead person on your ring or necklace, but what happens if you lose it? Yup, too much pressure. I couldn’t handle it.
But I LOVE your sweaters! So funny!
December 20th, 2007 at 11:09 am -
Lisa Says:
I’m trying to decide whether I’m curious enough to click on that. I’m with Virginia on wearing a dead person on my person. Freaky. You and your mom are gorgeous though.
December 21st, 2007 at 5:17 am
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